The religion of Russell Brand or also known as the Russelligion. The
genius on legs has FINALLY been awarded what he quite frankly should of had the day he was born HIS VERY OWN
BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. citin'. Brandians are the name of his worshipers who take these
nine brandmants very seriously.
1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.
2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.
3. Thou shall not miss Saturday
night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)
4. One must always treat animals fairly.
5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.
6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt
7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from
time to
time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)
8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used
9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new
boots.
If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin'
boots.
Viva la Russolution
When one is
faced with such questions as -
"whats your religion?"
"what is
god"
"what are your beleifs"
One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my
god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"