brandalism

The creeping corporatisation of schools, libraries and other public buildings, which are gradually being daubed with company logos and slogans. Coined by graffiti artist Banksy, and expounded on in his book "Wall and Piece"

"Have you been in a Yahoo! taxi yet? Brandalism at its finest", "Our high school has been Brandalized by Pepsi"

by A.Leonard February 23, 2007

Brandalism

When luxury brands become debased, by their vulgar consumers.

When Chavs drink Moet, it's Brandalism.

When Diddy flaunts his Maybach, it's Brandalism.

When Abercrombie & Fitch offers to pay The Situation to NOT wear their clothes, it's a botched response to Brandalism.

When Pauly D is photographed in a faux-rugby shirt, emblazoned with a large Ralph Lauren Polo logo, it's blatant, deliberate, flagrant and egregious Brandalism!

by Abejuan August 22, 2011

Brandalism

Counterculture and often illegal activities to promote a brand such as the act of placing unwanted advertisements and brand logos on property without proper permission.

the Ecko Company equates graffiti, not as crime or vandalism, but as freedom of speech. The impacted property owners may not agree but, apparently, "brandalism" does not bother the youth culture as they scoop up their urban hip clothes. Ecko has successfully fought legal injunctions against their conducting and celebrating the works of renowned graffiti artists.

by Maverick Marketing April 17, 2009

Bandalism

Bandalism ban-dəl-i-zəm n .: the willful or malicious destruction of, or damage to, the fabric of a rock/pop/indie group brought about by one or more of its members

When Dave kicked in the amps, threw his bass at the manager, set the drummer on fire, and ran away crying, although funny, was an extreme act of bandalism.

by Johnny Wells March 31, 2009

Bandalism

Punk movement influenced by an array of legendary rock bands

Bandalism is in your blood if you are into legendary rock bands

by Bandalist June 10, 2015

Banalism

A Bannana eating another bannana.

To do this wear a bannana costume and walk around eating a bannana. You can do this anytime of the year.

You have just commited Banalism.

Halloween : Yes

Christmas : Yes

Easter : Hell Yea

by Hahahahha you October 16, 2011

Brandism

The religion of Russell Brand or also known as the Russelligion. The genius on legs has FINALLY been awarded what he quite frankly should of had the day he was born HIS VERY OWN BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. citin'. Brandians are the name of his worshipers who take these nine brandmants very seriously.

1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.

2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.

3. Thou shall not miss Saturday night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)

4. One must always treat animals fairly.

5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.

6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt

7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from time to time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)

8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used

9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new boots.

If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin' boots.

Viva la Russolution

When one is faced with such questions as -

"whats your religion?"
"what is god"
"what are your beleifs"

One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"

by SohoAnn January 22, 2008