brandaddy

the hottest man ever with the biggest dick ever

"sup brandaddy lemme get sum big brancock"

by k_lolziesUwU January 13, 2022

Brandaddy

Brandaddy is a young intellectual asian person that has been looked up to by many generations. If you respect your grandad then you would respect Brandaddy too.

Gorl: Notice me senpai!
Brandaddy: If you want me to listen get on your knees and suck!

by magik school bus dropout January 14, 2022

brandaddy

A big cock sucker
Elijah’s mum

You’re my brandaddy

by Burger King foot lettuce February 12, 2018

grandaddy purps

Grandaddy Purps is a purple marijuana strain hailing from the west coast. It is an extremely potent strain and is often used my medicinal users. Smoke responsibly!!!

"that grandaddy purps got tears in my eyes"

by LVilleBlazin July 29, 2006

Brandalyn

A brandalyn is a beautiful girl with a heart of gold. She will do anything for the people she loves, even if it hurts her. She is most likely really funny{ and has a lot of friends. She doesn’t like to cry in public, but she will come to you if she trusts you. Brandalyn will be there no matter what, and is kinda indecisive. If you loose her, your out of luck, try with everything you got to get her back.

Anthony: “Dude, my girlfriend Brandalyn is the best think that ever happened to me.”
Dj: “Your so lucky!”

by jormamamama November 6, 2019

brandando

A male S&M sex toy, best desribed as a cross-between a fleshlight and a Chinese finger trap. Brandando is an antonym of a brannan.

The man pleasured himself with his brandando until he realised he was stuck.

by Captain Tight Pants December 3, 2015

brandards

Combination of "brand" and "standards".

In an effort to strengthen our company's brand and drive a consistent message to our end-users, we require all franchisees to meet our brandards.

by soccer2ya March 9, 2014