blandard 

Derived from the phrase 'bloody standard'. Used to describe something or an act conducted by someone that is excessively standard

1:Fuck man, I got so wasted last nite
2:Yeah dude, that was a blandard rave

blandard by Joe Walford August 27, 2007

brandards

Combination of "brand" and "standards".

In an effort to strengthen our company's brand and drive a consistent message to our end-users, we require all franchisees to meet our brandards.

brandards by soccer2ya March 9, 2014

Blanderdashery

A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny

Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”

Blanderdashery by Blanderdash October 3, 2025