Braise-the-Meat

A masturbation method that involves dry jerking the meat followed by a wet jerk session, typically in the shower, in order to maximize performance.

I'm going to go braise-the-meat before I take that pussy to poundtown.

by Jeremy Hartman August 13, 2016

Booze Bruise

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

Belle Baise

Literally: "Beautiful fuck"

The Anglicized version of a French term used when cruising for attractive sexual partners.

"Angelina Jolie would be a Belle Baise"

by Ink Quill January 25, 2006

Bruised Turd

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.

"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"

by conquest of turds August 23, 2021

luna blaise

luna blaise is an underrated talented singer. she is best known for being in jacob sartorius 's music video sweatshirt. and for being in fresh off the boat playing nicole. she is an october baby being born on the first , she is 17 ( as of 2019 , january ) she is a very gorgeous teen and is also best friends with loren gray. she is also an actress and is currently in nbc 's manifest playing her role as olive stone. her fandom is known as the cherry gang

are you part of the cherry gang ?! luna blaise 's fandom ! they are so rad !!

by crys c January 30, 2019

Briseis

Briseis is a very beautiful talented woman. She doesn’t realize this about herself but she will eventually.Briseis is barely used as a name but if you have the name, you’re very special.Briseis is a very funny person you can rely on if you’re sad or not.She would ride for anybody that would ride with her back.She’s a loyal woman.She has big dreams.She wants to do things, people haven’t done before.Mostly she has a hard lifestyle so she’ll think bad of herself.if you ever see a briseis, then you’re in good luck.she will bless your day with positive energy.briseis is a princess.if she’s ever your future wife then you got a good life as she knows how to treat you.

Mark:Yo that’s Briseis?

Anthony:yeah that beautiful girl.

by TooLit23 December 31, 2018

bruisely

Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.

Jackie Chan is very bruisely.

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017