brainspawn

the enemies of the nibblonians who hate them

that nibblonisn hates that brainspawn

brainspawn by '70Boss 429 mustang September 16, 2017

brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

brainspin 

The inability to sleep because of your mind fixating on a thought.

The Lost finale gave me brainspin and I wasn't able to sleep all night.

brainspin by Loogaroo June 24, 2010

brainspin 

a general term to describe when your brain is engaged, but you aren't getting anywhere.

a) where you can't make a decision ... usually because there is too much information to process

b) where you can't even get a grip on a problem because it is beyond the scope of your brain.

Diane - I slept like crap last night.

Mike - Oh? Too bad. Was it from gut rot from that jalepeno shrimp or brainspin from your BCP exercises at work??

Diane - Definitely brainspin. I just can't get a handle on the whole BCP thing. It is sooooo complicated.

Mike - Why don't you just past it off to your boss? Let him handle it?

Diane - Are you kidding!?!? He's such a PHB, he tries to divide by zero. This would brainspin his head right off his shoulders.

brainspin by karbyn February 16, 2010

Brainpan 

The part of the skull that encloses the brain.

Bullet to the brainpan. Squish.

Brainpan by Skalman January 13, 2010

Brainshank 

Brainshank:
Verb
A form of psychological abuse:
1) an attempt to destroy another's perception of reality or drive insane by manipulating small elements of their environment, and subsequently insisting that they are mistaken or misremembering when they point out these changes.

2) the intent of making a victim doubt his or her own memory, perception, and sanity. Instances may range simply from the denial by an abuser that previous abusive incidents ever occurred, up to the staging of bizarre events by the abuser with the intention of disorienting the victim.

A practical joke, prank

Manipulate, deceive, control

Shane brainshanked me into thinking I’m crazy.
Emily brainshanked Rayetta with a fake snake

Brainshank by Cosmiccowgirl617 November 12, 2018

brainspan 

- conjunctive part of the brain used for thoughts

I tried to teach her swimming, but her brainspan is small.

brainspan by StevenWilliams October 25, 2019