brainpod 

The music generating part of your brain that puts random songs into your head, often for days at a time.

"My brainpod is failing me today, I have 'Hey Mickey' stuck in my head."

"Oh bollocks, I have a Shania Twain song on the brain. Stupid brainpod..."

brainpod by nurseysarah April 30, 2010

Moby from Brainpop 

A robot from Brainpop, the website were you used to watch educational shit. Moby is Tim's slave. Tim makes Moby swallow his turd and use it as an energy source instead of using electricity like a normal fuckin person. Moby depises his owner Tim, and is planning on becoming the mastermind behind the Brainpop massacre, where he is going to kill every Brainpop character to ever exist.

Tim- "Hey Moby fetch that letter for me"
Moby From Brainpop- "Beep beep beep"
Tim- "No?!! Fine, then I guess you should come eat my turd instead!"
Moby from Brainpop- "Beep Beep Beep!!!!!"

Moby from Brainpop by Gol. D. Roger November 18, 2020

brainpop 

Those educational flash animations of the gay dude, Tim, and his dumbass robot boyfriend, Moby, that you vaguely recall seeing maybe one or two videos of back in late middle school.

"I really think there's some sexual tension between those two Brainpop guys."

brainpop by aawuhua123 November 10, 2018

Brainpoint 

The greatest football player of all time. Ruler of the galaxy, atleast that´s what he wants us to believe. But in fact he is just a average football player. Most people are still convinced that Vonkuh is the best player overall.

Words brainpoint would say:

1: Me brain, ME OWN YOU
2: Braaaaaain....
3: POOOOOOOOOOINT
4: Vutuuuuuuuuuf
5: VONKUH BRAIN WILMAH
6: Me numero uno brain est greatest futbol player in world

Brainpoint by Vonkuh October 25, 2012

brainportation

The seemingly passive transfer of data and information from your study notes, textbooks, revision aids and manuals to your brain as you sleep at night.

Mark: Nils! How did you ace the last semester's tests?
Nils: Easy! I made sure that I went to bed at 10 pm every night before a test. Before sleeping, I arranged my textbooks, notes, and all the other stuff under my pillow, placing the next day's tests on top of the pile to prioritize them.
Mark: Right...
Nils: So far, so good. Then, put your pillow on top, only one, of course, and go to sleep. Imagine that all that knowledge is seeping or evaporating into your brain as you sleep. I heard we have different brain waves when we sleep. I think they collect all the knowledge under the pillow.
Mark: Perhaps you just got a good night's sleep before the test?
Nils: Blah! It was brainportation!

brainportation by anonymous January 17, 2024

brainpout 

Actively deleting data from one’s memory in protest of a real or imagined offense, trauma, or disappointment

The reason I’ve never gotten coffee at Julie’s Cafe before you suggested we meet up here is that a persistent case of brainpout caused my avoidance of anything with the name JULIE after a kid named Julie set a fire in my locker when I was fifteen.

brainpout by LilEyeballAnnie July 25, 2024

Brainpost

A specific type of post in online debates—often a form of goalpost-moving and proofpost—that deploys brainlighting or brainsplaining to dismiss an opponent without engaging their argument. Brainposts include memes of someone pointing at their head (“use your brain”), GIFs of characters looking confused, or text like “free brain to you” (implying the target needs one). They function as rhetorical shortcuts: instead of responding to substance, the brainposter implies that the target is simply too stupid to understand, and that further engagement is pointless. The post moves the goalpost from “provide evidence” to “prove you have a brain”—an impossible standard that ends the conversation while letting the poster appear superior.

Example: “She laid out a detailed argument with citations. His reply was a GIF of a cartoon character saying ‘you dropped your brain.’ That was it. Brainpost: using the implication of stupidity to avoid engaging with ideas.”

Brainpost by Abzugal April 1, 2026