brainmold 

The gunk that accumulates in the skull over the course of the months and years after one decides to leave the intellectually stimulating environment of a university and take a mind-numbing corporate job.

There is no way that Mark could possibly return to finish his PhD! Brainmold has completely taken hold since he's been living the good life on his XYZ Corp salary.

brainmold by smkphilly August 1, 2008

brainmold 

when someone is so stupid, their brain grows mold due to being scrubbed with a mixture of bleach and pop rocks.

"Tanjiro is FTL!"
"Yeah nigga you got brainmold, also how the fuck did you get in my house?"

brainmold by theknownallbeall July 29, 2024

Brainfood 

Information that feeds intellectual craving.

Did you know that the average lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun? How's that for some brainfood?

"Holy cow man, my chemistry final is huge! I've had so much brainfood today that I'm shitting out of my ears."

Brainfood by jonny tightlips May 13, 2010

brainhole

The hole in the brain left by years of apparent drug abuse. Symptoms include significant cognitive and psychological degradation over time as well as a decrease in social activity.

That man has brainhole from all the cocaine he has snorted off that hooker's tits.

I am brainhole as fuk.

brainhole by BillWilson9001 August 16, 2016

Brainfoodian 

Human whom only eats "brain food"

Shes a brainfoodian, she doesn't eat red meat or junk food because they slow down the brain functions.

Brainfoodian by Tannerisms91 June 16, 2017

brainpod 

The music generating part of your brain that puts random songs into your head, often for days at a time.

"My brainpod is failing me today, I have 'Hey Mickey' stuck in my head."

"Oh bollocks, I have a Shania Twain song on the brain. Stupid brainpod..."

brainpod by nurseysarah April 30, 2010

Brainmouth 

A condition found in animals from the planet earth(primarily humans)in which the animal loses the ability to NOT speak every single word they are thinking. The verbal words are spoken about 1/trillionth of a second (actually faster than the speed of light) after the thought of the words in the brain itself.

Dad walking down street with 3 year old daughter bump into an extremely overweight acquaintance of dad's.

Dad:"Hi Lyndon."
Lyndon: "Hi Chuck."
Gracie(3-year-old daughter poking finger into Lyndon's large soft belly):"Mr. YOU have a FAT tummy!"

Gracie would at least momentarily be experiencing "Brainmouth".

Brainmouth by Squarezup November 3, 2008