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brainload 

A disease that develops when someone is over-working or is assigned so much work/homework to the point when their brain cannot work properly. Can be used for anything, including animals.
A:Where's that nerd that always get 150% on his tests?
B:I got a call from his uncle last night. Said he suffered from brainload after researching dinosaurs for 15 hours straight on his computer.
A:Truly sad.
brainload by CBNSK October 7, 2007
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Are you fucking braindead dude? 

When a goose thinks he is ultimately right even above all others including 1A-1 himself.
Josh: Do you want to help the community or yourself?
Shiv: Are you fucking braindead dude? Myself
Val: CHOCOLATE!!!!

Braindead Elie 

A double negative and an oxymoron, for when you want to call someone intelligent, smart, and classy in a comical manner. Consisting of two words braindead, when someone who's brain does not work; and an Elie, the one who masters the true power of the blade to become a professional e-girl puller. When you see this motha fucka walkin' the block you know this fools gonna solve cancer. A Braindead Elie can come in many forms such as a Chad or a professional street nigga.
"YOOO MAN HOW DID THE CHEM TEST GO?"
"Honestly bro, I think I Braindead Elie'ed this test"

"Shit babe I didn't pull out in time"
"You fucking Elie!"
Braindead Elie by ElieLover69 January 25, 2022

braindead 

Literally, when somebody's brain has stopped functioning such that they will never regain conciousness, hence coloquially somebody who is idiotic, dumb or clueless beyond belief. Similar to "too stupid to live".
You dented my car, you braindead fuck!
braindead by Linton July 11, 2003

Brownload 

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.
Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."
Brownload by irishfan86 January 16, 2011
when your mind just goes blank. or when you know the answer but just cant say it you would be sudfferin from brainfade
Brainfade by Mrtt! June 26, 2008

download a brownload 

means you are going to take a crap.
I'll be back in a few, I've gotta go DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD.

"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"


common responses from others that hear the phrase said:

Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?
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