Brainade

An occurrence of attaining a clear mind, different thought processes, and seeing the world differently all in one instant. The mind stays in this state for under a minute and never over. After the event occurs, it seems as if everything has reverted back to how it was. It has the essence of a dream, so you would know that you had one, but not exactly the contents of it. Everything around you in reality becomes a blur while your mind narrows down and focuses on the sensation. A respect for time accompanies the event, therefore giving an urge to rush something particular that pertains to the certain individual. You could say that this event may be all your epiphanies into one since it is multiple realizations and confused emotions at one time. The brain believes these events are upgrades and starts to seek them out since they happen so rarely, even years at a time.

The young adult paused mid sentence due to the brainade, forcing him to think on different aspects of life.

by LaggyEnglish October 3, 2017

Are you fucking braindead dude?

When a goose thinks he is ultimately right even above all others including 1A-1 himself.

Josh: Do you want to help the community or yourself?
Shiv: Are you fucking braindead dude? Myself
Val: CHOCOLATE!!!!

by GOOSESTEP9000 November 16, 2018

Braindead Elie

A double negative and an oxymoron, for when you want to call someone intelligent, smart, and classy in a comical manner. Consisting of two words braindead, when someone who's brain does not work; and an Elie, the one who masters the true power of the blade to become a professional e-girl puller. When you see this motha fucka walkin' the block you know this fools gonna solve cancer. A Braindead Elie can come in many forms such as a Chad or a professional street nigga.

"YOOO MAN HOW DID THE CHEM TEST GO?"
"Honestly bro, I think I Braindead Elie'ed this test"

"Shit babe I didn't pull out in time"
"You fucking Elie!"

by ElieLover69 January 25, 2022

braindead

Literally, when somebody's brain has stopped functioning such that they will never regain conciousness, hence coloquially somebody who is idiotic, dumb or clueless beyond belief. Similar to "too stupid to live".

You dented my car, you braindead fuck!

by Linton July 11, 2003

Brainfade

is like a blond moment

when your mind just goes blank. or when you know the answer but just cant say it you would be sudfferin from brainfade

by Mrtt! June 26, 2008

Braindead

A increadibly idiotic individual who hasn't a sustance for anything that is going on. He or she is stupid, retarded, mental, ignorant, annoying, funny to make fun of, or any combination of the previous terms.

"Look at that braindead fool!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Braindeadism

A disease when you tend to do something stupidly and not realize what you are doing.

Guy ; I have braindeadism.
Girl ; I know, you keep hitting yourself.
Guy ; I AM!?

by CHINGPINGLING January 17, 2011