Brownload

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.

Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."

by irishfan86 January 16, 2011

brownload

To browse the internet on the toilet with a portable electronics device.

Dee's morning ritual consisted of a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a quick brownload of nytimes.com.

by NeonWarwick August 4, 2007

brownload

To brownload on someone is to shit on them for sexual pleasure.

I brownloaded your mum last night.

Those sick freaks like to brownload each other.

by Matt.A November 6, 2006

Brownload

The bodily fluid mixture that is produced when ejaculating internally during anal sex.

Look, ma! There’s a bunch of brownload coming out of your stupid butt.

by PhillyCheeseFake May 29, 2019

Brownload

The bodily fluid mixture that is a result of ejaculating internally during anal sex.

Look, ma! There’s a bunch of brownload oozing out of your stupid butthole.

by PhillyCheeseFake May 29, 2019

Brownload

Taking a shit. Digitally.

"Yo bro ill brb gotta download a brownload."

by gnawnotsert May 31, 2025

download a brownload

means you are going to take a crap.

I'll be back in a few, I've gotta go DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD.

"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"


common responses from others that hear the phrase said:

Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?

by BOOGIEMANN May 2, 2005