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brainest 

Are you the most brainest at school?
brainest by jestercrust July 27, 2022
Words you can keep

brainstorm

verb:
to suggest a lot of ideas for (a future activity) very quickly before considering some of them more carefully.
They brainstormed and mapped plans for dealing with problems like affordable housing and the budget shortfall.
brainstorm by Frida Döerr August 21, 2008

brainstrain

1-when you are trying so hard to work out something far too complex for your state of mind at the present time that you get a headache.

2-when your so mentally exhausted thinking of minor simple things is a massive effort.

etc.
1-If there was a fence that was like a grid, and the total volume of the fence was 3ft cubed, and the fence was 6 foot tall. if the fence was evenly distributed and a dragonfly measuring 1” height and 4” width, and it could only fly up to 4', what is the probability it will hit the fence, flying straight at the fence, at any given point within the range given.
reading that gave me massive brainstrain

2- what is 5+5+5+5+7+5? too tired, giving me brainstrain
brainstrain by BrAiNsTrAinNN March 28, 2011

Brainsturbating 

When you masturbate without any physical contact, stimulating your sexual nerves by using brainwaves to arouse yourself and by fooling your reproductive parts into believing there is actual physical contact. ATTENTION : This requires masterhood training.
Jeff was armless yet he could still pleasure himself by brainsturbating since he was a wizard.

Blainestew 

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.
"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"
Blainestew by dave January 28, 2004

Brainsturbate 

When the mind is self-titillated and excited to the point of arousal but without stimulating the usual body parts.

Basically, stimulating your own mind by reading porn, role-playing or other activities that require high levels of mental engagement and activity.
Reading posts on Craigslist's Casual Encounters is my favorite way to brainsturbate.

After my girlfriend brainsturbates for several hours, she becomes an insatiable fucktoy.
Brainsturbate by Amber's boyfriend September 29, 2009

Brainstorming 

Receiving a blow job while doing your homework.
"Dude last night Lauren came over while I was studying and she totally laid down the brainstorming"

Brainstorming by lamou1nr March 5, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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