brainest 

the most brain

Are you the most brainest at school?

brainest by jestercrust July 27, 2022

brainstorm

verb:
to suggest a lot of ideas for (a future activity) very quickly before considering some of them more carefully.

They brainstormed and mapped plans for dealing with problems like affordable housing and the budget shortfall.

brainstorm by Frida Döerr August 21, 2008

brainstrain

1-when you are trying so hard to work out something far too complex for your state of mind at the present time that you get a headache.

2-when your so mentally exhausted thinking of minor simple things is a massive effort.

etc.

1-If there was a fence that was like a grid, and the total volume of the fence was 3ft cubed, and the fence was 6 foot tall. if the fence was evenly distributed and a dragonfly measuring 1” height and 4” width, and it could only fly up to 4', what is the probability it will hit the fence, flying straight at the fence, at any given point within the range given.
reading that gave me massive brainstrain

2- what is 5+5+5+5+7+5? too tired, giving me brainstrain

brainstrain by BrAiNsTrAinNN March 28, 2011

Brainsturbating 

When you masturbate without any physical contact, stimulating your sexual nerves by using brainwaves to arouse yourself and by fooling your reproductive parts into believing there is actual physical contact. ATTENTION : This requires masterhood training.

Jeff was armless yet he could still pleasure himself by brainsturbating since he was a wizard.

Brainsturbating by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018

Blainestew 

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.

"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"

Blainestew by dave January 28, 2004

Brainsturbate 

When the mind is self-titillated and excited to the point of arousal but without stimulating the usual body parts.

Basically, stimulating your own mind by reading porn, role-playing or other activities that require high levels of mental engagement and activity.

Reading posts on Craigslist's Casual Encounters is my favorite way to brainsturbate.

After my girlfriend brainsturbates for several hours, she becomes an insatiable fucktoy.

Brainsturbate by Amber's boyfriend September 29, 2009

Brainstorming 

Receiving a blow job while doing your homework.

"Dude last night Lauren came over while I was studying and she totally laid down the brainstorming"

Brainstorming by lamou1nr March 5, 2009