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Blainestew by dave January 28, 2004
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Blainesexual
When a male who claims to be straight falls in love with Blaine Anderson, he can be considered Blainesexual.
Blainesexual by BlaineAnderson March 20, 2011
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blainesite
A spotting of an unbelievable Ethiopian women that looks like a sex goddess that will make you ravenous.
At this point no matter how hard you try, you must attempt and pounce on this blainesite.
A blainesite contains luscious rounded tits with perfect sized nipples and is complemented by her bubbly ass clappers and splash of seduction with the look in her eyes.
However this blainesite's beauty does not stop there. Her gorgeous eyes that pierce your soul is accommodated with a perfect skin tone and with a beautiful face and flawless hair.
The temptation of pouncing on this blainesite however may be encountered with a terrifying family defense, such as the blainesite's father or brother.
At this point no matter how hard you try, you must attempt and pounce on this blainesite.
A blainesite contains luscious rounded tits with perfect sized nipples and is complemented by her bubbly ass clappers and splash of seduction with the look in her eyes.
However this blainesite's beauty does not stop there. Her gorgeous eyes that pierce your soul is accommodated with a perfect skin tone and with a beautiful face and flawless hair.
The temptation of pouncing on this blainesite however may be encountered with a terrifying family defense, such as the blainesite's father or brother.
Guy 1: Yo turn the fuck around!
Guy 2: Who is that? I've never felt this way before!!!
Guy 1: Bro, that girls a blainesite!
Guy 2: Holy shit! Lets bag her up and run, that level of perfect needs to be violated!
Guy 1: Slow down tiger, she's with her father and brother!
Guy 2: This is worse than divine cock blocking =/
Guy 2: Who is that? I've never felt this way before!!!
Guy 1: Bro, that girls a blainesite!
Guy 2: Holy shit! Lets bag her up and run, that level of perfect needs to be violated!
Guy 1: Slow down tiger, she's with her father and brother!
Guy 2: This is worse than divine cock blocking =/
blainesite by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011
blainestorming
the pursuit of the perfect number for a musical or show choir competition'
in refference to Blaine Anderson, lead Warbler on the Fox tv sow Glee.
in refference to Blaine Anderson, lead Warbler on the Fox tv sow Glee.
blainestorming by kaimariee September 3, 2011
Blainestorming
v. "the pursuit of the perfect number for a musical or show choir competition"
The word comes from Liam_the_lemming's "Coming Out, Standing Up, Walking Tall," a fanfiction based around characters and situations from the television series "Glee." Blainestorming is named after Blaine Anderson, a character known for being in a relationship with Kurt Hummel of the New Directions and being a part of the Warblers, a competing Glee club.
The word comes from Liam_the_lemming's "Coming Out, Standing Up, Walking Tall," a fanfiction based around characters and situations from the television series "Glee." Blainestorming is named after Blaine Anderson, a character known for being in a relationship with Kurt Hummel of the New Directions and being a part of the Warblers, a competing Glee club.
"A term jumped to the forefront of Dave's mind. 'Wow. Nice bit of Blainestorming there, guys,' he grinned."
Example comes from "Chapter 11: Family, Friends, and Faithfulness" of Liam_the_lemming's "Coming Out, Standing Up, Walking Tall."
Example comes from "Chapter 11: Family, Friends, and Faithfulness" of Liam_the_lemming's "Coming Out, Standing Up, Walking Tall."
Blainestorming by Sprnaturalcraze September 4, 2011
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