brainstrain

1-when you are trying so hard to work out something far too complex for your state of mind at the present time that you get a headache.

2-when your so mentally exhausted thinking of minor simple things is a massive effort.

etc.

1-If there was a fence that was like a grid, and the total volume of the fence was 3ft cubed, and the fence was 6 foot tall. if the fence was evenly distributed and a dragonfly measuring 1” height and 4” width, and it could only fly up to 4', what is the probability it will hit the fence, flying straight at the fence, at any given point within the range given.
reading that gave me massive brainstrain

2- what is 5+5+5+5+7+5? too tired, giving me brainstrain

brainstrain by BrAiNsTrAinNN March 28, 2011

brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

brainsurfing

Randomly and quickly accessing thoughts, ideas, dreams or anything else in your head, usually for no apparent reason.

channel surfing for your brain.

I was listening to that R.E.M. record and was brainsurfing remembering everything that happened that summer.

brainsurfing by MigraineFarm August 3, 2007

Brainstorming 

Receiving a blow job while doing your homework.

"Dude last night Lauren came over while I was studying and she totally laid down the brainstorming"

Brainstorming by lamou1nr March 5, 2009

brainstorming 

one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.

Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes


Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.

brainstorming by safety inspector December 20, 2008

brain strain 

something that causes your brain to hurt..over stressing your brain

OMG that biology test gave me a major brain strain

brain strain by blaisey mcg December 9, 2008

Brainstorming 

To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.

Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.

Brainstorming by Candi Carats July 5, 2022