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Brainsturbate 

When the mind is self-titillated and excited to the point of arousal but without stimulating the usual body parts.

Basically, stimulating your own mind by reading porn, role-playing or other activities that require high levels of mental engagement and activity.
Reading posts on Craigslist's Casual Encounters is my favorite way to brainsturbate.

After my girlfriend brainsturbates for several hours, she becomes an insatiable fucktoy.
Brainsturbate by Amber's boyfriend September 29, 2009
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Brainsturbating 

When you masturbate without any physical contact, stimulating your sexual nerves by using brainwaves to arouse yourself and by fooling your reproductive parts into believing there is actual physical contact. ATTENTION : This requires masterhood training.
Jeff was armless yet he could still pleasure himself by brainsturbating since he was a wizard.

brainsturbation 

when you can't concentrate on anything at all, as if your brain was occupying all of its time with masturbation. Much like an extended brain fart that won't go away.
My friend was trying to have a conversation with me, but I was having a huge problem with brainsturbation.
brainsturbation by serunato August 28, 2009

brinksturbate

(Verb)
Brinksturbating is the act of masturbating until you are right about to have an orgasm, and then stopping. This is used to tease or to increase the size of the next orgasm.
Man: dude, last night, I was brinksturbating for hours over that Carly Rae something or other and when I finally got off, I had to repaint the entire room, you know what I'm saying!!
Other dude: I brinksturbate a lot!
Man: No you don't! You don't even know what it means!
Other dude: Man, I invented brinksturbating!
Man: fuck off you did! Bullshitter!

bansturbate 

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.
Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they bansturbate for perverted pleasure.
bansturbate by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

braidsterbate 

to rub ones genitals with a braid
Last night while I was watching pornography I braidsterbated.

brassturbate 

To masturbate with brass knuckles on. Generally this is done by people who are into BDSM, but not exclusively.
Dude, I haven't found a BDSM partner in months. I think I might have to brassturbate tonight.
brassturbate by kingbumii May 5, 2015
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