Brainsturbating 

When you masturbate without any physical contact, stimulating your sexual nerves by using brainwaves to arouse yourself and by fooling your reproductive parts into believing there is actual physical contact. ATTENTION : This requires masterhood training.

Jeff was armless yet he could still pleasure himself by brainsturbating since he was a wizard.

Brainsturbating by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018

brainsturbation 

when you can't concentrate on anything at all, as if your brain was occupying all of its time with masturbation. Much like an extended brain fart that won't go away.

My friend was trying to have a conversation with me, but I was having a huge problem with brainsturbation.

brainsturbation by serunato August 28, 2009