bradsworth

Bradsworth: is a sexy person, great boyfriend, good in bed, has beautiful eyes, lovely hair he changes it from time to time,he is a great friend, has a big cock, and everyone loves him.

Bradsworth: Beautiful, sexy, big booty

by TheRandomGuyAtTheBar November 29, 2013

Beansworth

A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.

Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!

Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??

Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*

by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012

Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.

As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.

by EducatedBumpkin March 26, 2022

budsworth

A scrub, a novice, a noob. Tod is referred to as budsworth. Songs are also mad up with this pseudonym. ==Apple pies, cheese fries, cream sodas BUDSWORTH!== to the tune of "we fly high" (BALLIN).
Budsworth can mean anything that sucks or is complete bogus. it is also just fun to yell out at random parts of the day.

Dude look at that kid trying to play basketball, hes so Budsworth.
Your car, your mom, they both suck, BUDSWORTH!
Hey man, the math test today was so Budsworth, we had no time to finish,

by Philbo12345 April 16, 2007

Brinsworth

Brinsworth is the centre of the universe for all people who spend their recreation time in Whiston. It is rightfully expected that anyone who grows up in the tiny borough of Rotherham should always keep close ties with Brinsworth for eternity at risk of losing your soul.

Pob Downlow goes to University all of 65 miles away. The force is too strong, he is pulled home every weekend. He is Saved!

Zara Downlow goes to University 50 miles away, She gets married and spends her days happily working and Living in Brinsworth. She is the empress of all.

(any relation to real life people is purely coincidental)

by x is the unknown August 31, 2008

barlsworth

Barlsworth
A bitch ass nigga who is also so fancy that you need a second monocle I mean its a fucking headcrab drinking tea how can you get any fancier then that?

Damn look at that nigga he be a damn barlsworth

by Pootisman April 27, 2014

Bradworthy

A particularly good climax from a wank, with the added risqué factor of an open, uncovered window

Jeff: Oh wow, did I ever have a great wank yesterday, Jenny!

Jenny: Nice. But was it Bradworthy?

by Woody 'n Me March 26, 2022