Beansworth 

A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.

Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!

Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??

Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*

Beansworth by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012

benworthy 

Something incredibly cringy or poorly made.

"Damn, that new Rick Astley song is benworthy."

benworthy by jimothydabum June 9, 2016

beastworthy 

A measure of whether or not someone is hot/good-looking enough to make the "beast with two backs" with, e.g. to sleep with.

That actor, Nathan Fillion, is so beastworthy.

Example 2: Have you seen the new guy yet? Very beastworthy.

beastworthy by Brandee A. October 21, 2005

Bannworth

Someone who has the personality of a grandmother by the time they are a teenager

Yo that bannworth cant stop worrying about me jizzing on her couch nigga

Bannworth by Gino April 7, 2005

bangworthy 

Worthy of a bang, but not a relationship.

Lisa and Lucy are so bangworthy.

bangworthy by lisa goo February 3, 2008

Brinsworth 

Brinsworth is the centre of the universe for all people who spend their recreation time in Whiston. It is rightfully expected that anyone who grows up in the tiny borough of Rotherham should always keep close ties with Brinsworth for eternity at risk of losing your soul.

Pob Downlow goes to University all of 65 miles away. The force is too strong, he is pulled home every weekend. He is Saved!

Zara Downlow goes to University 50 miles away, She gets married and spends her days happily working and Living in Brinsworth. She is the empress of all.

(any relation to real life people is purely coincidental)

Brinsworth by x is the unknown August 31, 2008

beachworthy

backround-surfer, virginian talk
definition-awesome, rocking, the bomb

WHOA man! those shoes are totally beachworthy!

beachworthy by Anne July 8, 2004