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Bracing for Memepact 

The phase when you prepare emotionally, physically, and mentally to be sent a meme.
Person 1: Hold on I have a meme for that!
Person 2: Alright I'm Bracing for Memepact.

bracing for the impact 

when your at school and your about to pass out from all the terrible homework and right before your teacher hands it out the bell rings and you RUNNNNN outta there (go search crooky cookies and bronky water and like them ;) )
im bracing for the impact Oh ThE bElL iS AbOuT To RiNG ***** RRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNG******** YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETtttttttttt

Two-finger bracing 

A classic move for a night filled with xanax and natty light when the male is no longer impressed with his one night stand. He takes two fingers, places them alongside his semi-erect penis, and braces for impact alongside the vaginal wall.
I found a webkinz stuffed animal while he was two-finger bracing me in his Jeep Wrangler.
Looking away while important things are going on.

Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.
Sorry boss, I was braning there for a second. What are the earth shattering organizational changes you were talking about that will impact our bottom line?

Disco Braking 

The act of constantly placing your foot on and off the brake pedal whilst driving a motor vehicle. Commonly used by people who cannot drive or are lost. A sign of hesitant driving.

Disco braking can be influenced by the weather with an increase seen during periods of rain and snow.
"If that car in front keeps disco braking I'm going to drive straight in to the back of the fucker!
Disco Braking by CityTiger April 29, 2009