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Bradford Grasscut 

When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.
Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.
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braai pack 

Noun. Male genitalia especially when the man is wearing a wet speedo. Comes from a packaged tray of barbecue or braai meats available in most South African supermarkets, usually composed of a small steak, a chop and a piece of boerewors - a fat, local sausage. The pack is presented on a Polystyrene tray and is covered in clear cling wrap.
I wish Ryan would stop parading around in that speedo. I'm sick of seeing his braai pack.
braai pack by Bradley D. June 28, 2007
A Jamaican term that means to show one's self off. It is the joining of the words bragg and show off, resulting in the term, Braff. You can say braffing, braffier, braffiest, braffed and my personal favourite, braffing.
Keisha and Brad gave us the real meaning of BRAFF at Nicole's birthday bash.
Braff by I'mAlwaysInTheTopShit December 31, 2018
South African variant of the barbecue.

It is technically different from barbecuing in that the wood fire is fed for several hours and then allowed to burn down. The food is then cooked over the red-hot embers.
Come to Jaapie's place man, he's having a braai!
braai by dYsLeXiA January 17, 2005

bratface 

When a girl/guy is a serious pain in the ass, yet the sight of their face still makes u smile
Natasha is beyond a bratface; she needs to be spanked!
bratface by monkeydoodle October 24, 2011

Zach Braff 

(verb) to make someone feel like a winner even though they're being hustled or otherwise taken advantage of; to pimp or exploit someone without their knowledge.

Derived from a 2013 Kickstarter campaign in which actor Zach Braff successfully convinced fans to donate over $3 million to fund his next movie, even though he had more than enough personal wealth, Hollywood connections, and white male privilege to do it himself.
1. Only a true player can Zach Braff a ho into thinking that her life is glamorous and great while she's whoring herself out to give all her money to him.

2. He Zach Braff'd over $3 million out of those fools. They're excited as hell even though they're only getting t-shirts and DVDs and won't see a dime of profit. That wealthy bastard has my utmost respect.
Zach Braff by lilybelle June 9, 2013