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Braffing 

(Verb)- to BRaff- (Pron. Be-Raff) To take a self-shot photograph, face-down, on a less-than cozy surface, such as the floor of a bar, concrete, or dog shit.

The act of putting the drunkest possible side of your face down on a surface of your surroundings and taking a self-pic.
Did you fucking see Eddy braffing in the middle of the floor at the bar? Kids shotttttttttt.
Braffing by seanjohngacy February 8, 2013
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Braffing 

When you float off into your own little world fantasizing, after anybody says something that would cause you to think about in depth. This term is used to relate to the main character of the TV show Scrubs; John Dorian (played by Zach Braff).
J.D.: Where ya goin?

Kim: oh i was just gunna walk around... why, where do you go when you soul search?

(J.D. has a flashback to himself sitting on a girly unicorn named Justin, or in other words Braffing)

J.D.: I go to some place wonderful.

Braffing 

To endlessly "braff" on about things you clearly have no idea what your talking about.
its a type of being / thing that does not change the few select subjects.

"Oh he's been braffing for 3 days now"
Oh he's been braffing for 3 days now"
Braffing by kuuuuuuuk March 22, 2025

Baffing Spoon 

1. Golf Nomenclature for the highest loftet wood the Baffing Spoon is excellent for getting out of tight, difficult situations
While playing a round with a friend I could see the hole but had a difficult line up with my ball in the base of a bush. So I whipped out my Baffing Spoon and belted right up the middle where it landed on the plush mound behind the hole.
(suburban/rural slang) To drive recklessly over rough ground in a 4wd vehicle. synonym: 4byin'
damn, looks like the truck's broke. no more braffin!
braffin by Harmony July 18, 2003
The act of inserting your tongue into the ass of a long-time friend.
The elder one, delicate like a flower, was used to baffing Gandalf for a dollar, and some power.
baffing by ThomasTheBaffer April 28, 2011