Bruch

a short and fat kid.

put down the food your starting to look like a bruch.

by TruthTeller9748 February 18, 2011

bruch

To bruch is to malt. Such malting is done only by humans, eventually leading to balding.
'Bruchnoph' refers to the bald people of society who have suffered from such an event as bruching.
Slightly contageous, though no cure has been discovered as of yet. It is recommended that victims wear hats.

"I've bruched on my brush with all this bruching, I'm going to become a bruchnoph!"

by Bel and Steph January 4, 2005

brüch

A place where magical things happen. Bringing together tea, hops, and water drops to make for exceptional tasty drinks that are just as good for your gut as they are for your buzz.

It’s the ultimate combination of brewing and büch (kombucha) to make for the one and only Brüch.

I can’t wait to get to brüch! I need some thirst quenching, gut cleansing, delicious drinks to kick off the weekend!!!

by Wizdomcentral November 23, 2021

Amuse-Bouche

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

bouchma

when something is outrageously unfair or stupid

"boo-shma"

Waiter: Sorry, sir, we are out of beef.
Patron: This is bouchma!

by Boodles Block August 18, 2011

Coco bouch where they @

When you casually take a dump on a public baseball field's home plate. You then get to take a snapchat of the brownie and challenge 4 of your friends to achieve the same achivement.

I just succeeded my second Coco bouch where they @ at Montgomery Park

by Enkuleur69 May 24, 2018

on the brach

A slang New York-Italian term for getting something without paying, or being offered something through a connection

Tony gave me a couple of cases of olive oil on the brach

by Fugazi Frank February 11, 2018