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To bruch is to malt. Such malting is done only by humans, eventually leading to balding.
'Bruchnoph' refers to the bald people of society who have suffered from such an event as bruching.
Slightly contageous, though no cure has been discovered as of yet. It is recommended that victims wear hats.
"I've bruched on my brush with all this bruching, I'm going to become a bruchnoph!"
bruch by Bel and Steph January 4, 2005
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A place where magical things happen. Bringing together tea, hops, and water drops to make for exceptional tasty drinks that are just as good for your gut as they are for your buzz.

It’s the ultimate combination of brewing and büch (kombucha) to make for the one and only Brüch.
I can’t wait to get to brüch! I need some thirst quenching, gut cleansing, delicious drinks to kick off the weekend!!!
brüch by Wizdomcentral November 23, 2021

Amuse-Bouche 

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
Amuse-Bouche by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
when something is outrageously unfair or stupid

"boo-shma"
Waiter: Sorry, sir, we are out of beef.
Patron: This is bouchma!
bouchma by Boodles Block August 18, 2011

Coco bouch where they @ 

When you casually take a dump on a public baseball field's home plate. You then get to take a snapchat of the brownie and challenge 4 of your friends to achieve the same achivement.
I just succeeded my second Coco bouch where they @ at Montgomery Park

on the brach 

A slang New York-Italian term for getting something without paying, or being offered something through a connection
Tony gave me a couple of cases of olive oil on the brach
on the brach by Fugazi Frank February 11, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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