bozas 

baddest mofo in the valley

watch out .... bozas is coming

bozas by richard cranium May 17, 2004

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Bozant Blast 

A fusion of Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan. The Bozant Blast was created by a Mountain Dew loving fanatic, named Bozant who the drink is named after. Bozant wanted to take his childhood passion for Mountain Dew and bring it to the world of alcohol, and did ever so beautifully by creating the Bozant Blast. This drink, that contains three shots of C. Mo to every Mountain Dew, has gained popularity on the campuses of Cal Poly, UCSD, and UCD. This spread is the responsibility of the original Bozant Blast disciples, Zant himself, Jeff, and Marty. Through their courage and determination this trio has spread the word of Zantism, and has made the Bozant Blast the special drink it is today.

Hey Bra what are we going to do when I get to Cal Poly?
-Well I got some Dew and C. Mo in the fridge I was hoping we could Bozant Blast it up and then watch some That 70's show. Then later we could Blast it up again and then play grab ass.

Bozant Blast by headmaster May 22, 2008

boastagram 

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing

Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes

boastagram by sheila in the car October 31, 2008

Bizassness 

To be cool, awesome, popular, or in some cultures the "shiz".

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new kid at school today?"
Guy 2: "Ya and?"
Guy 1 "He's the bizassness!!!"

Bizassness by Mr Snickers 123 November 25, 2009

Nicol Bolas 

The most badass card in Magic: The Gathering. You better watch out because if he gets put in the game, you're basically gonna get man-o-f*cked.

Player 1:And I tap that to play Nicol Bolas!

Player 2:Oh shit I'm screwed...

Nicol Bolas by MTGKING456 August 2, 2012

Bozark 

To perform a sexual act with one's sibling while implying it is both nonsexual and silly.

Once my sister came home from college and sneaked into my room to surprise me as I was fapping to a solo Abby Winters scene and I heard her go "ooh she's cute!" As she placed her hand on my cock which immediately came from the shock/fight or flight response to being caught. She laughed so hard she had to chew on her t-shirt to avoid mom and dad coming in the room to see what was going on, then she put it in her hair and went "I'm Cameron Diaz!".
That is a Bozark.

Bozark by Herooophits April 15, 2010