bovilitis

The uncontrollable urge to moo when driving by, or seeing a cow or a herd of cows.

I had a sudden attack of bovilitis while driving by a cattle farm.

by Mikiss September 26, 2010

bovrilitis

When someone grows an unstoppable addiction to drinking gravy.

"I can now say, Hollie suffers from bovrilitis"

by Chris Gilleard May 8, 2006

Heroin-Bobititis

A very rare disease, contracted only by punching a mirror and wrapping the wound in a sweaty old T-shirt for up to 5 months.

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by Alixxx May 9, 2005

basilitis

To seem brain dead, and/or lazy.

Man I don't feel like thinking or working today. I got that basilitis bad.

by Anix June 20, 2006

Bilitis

No question asked if your name is Bilitis you are a bombshell of hotness. If you are friends with a Bilitis consider yourself lucky because they are extremely loyal and the best wing girl. But careful if you do them wrong they probably won't say anything but remember it for life. At first a Bilitis is very timid but as soon as they loosen up the show their craziness that not even God himself can handle.

P1: Have you seen this hot chic at the party.
P2: Oh yeahhh thats Bilitis. She helped me hook up with her friend

by Bibbledibabbldi November 21, 2021

Penis Bitilitis

An affliction in which the one giving a hummer has teeth that are somehow too big.

Ouch! Hey baby, enough with the Penis Bitilitis!

by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson August 12, 2002

Penis Bitilitis

(Med.) Affliction where one is unable to be anything but a complete dick. Easy to diagnose and common with humans engaged in the fields of law, banking or customer service.

Dude! It's not my fault you have Penis Bitilitis!

by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson July 23, 2002