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bovrilitis
bovrilitis by Chris Gilleard May 8, 2006
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Heroin-Bobititis
A very rare disease, contracted only by punching a mirror and wrapping the wound in a sweaty old T-shirt for up to 5 months.
Heroin-Bobititis by Alixxx May 9, 2005
basilitis
Bilitis
No question asked if your name is Bilitis you are a bombshell of hotness. If you are friends with a Bilitis consider yourself lucky because they are extremely loyal and the best wing girl. But careful if you do them wrong they probably won't say anything but remember it for life. At first a Bilitis is very timid but as soon as they loosen up the show their craziness that not even God himself can handle.
P1: Have you seen this hot chic at the party.
P2: Oh yeahhh thats Bilitis. She helped me hook up with her friend
P2: Oh yeahhh thats Bilitis. She helped me hook up with her friend
Bilitis by Bibbledibabbldi November 21, 2021
Penis Bitilitis
Penis Bitilitis by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson August 12, 2002
Penis Bitilitis
(Med.) Affliction where one is unable to be anything but a complete dick. Easy to diagnose and common with humans engaged in the fields of law, banking or customer service.
Penis Bitilitis by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson July 23, 2002
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026