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when a girl (or guy) bails on a date by pretending to be sick

I was supposed to go out with Hadley tonight, but she came down with a serious case of bailitis

bailitis by joshoohaah November 3, 2013

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Bailinism

Religion of Bailey, the Great Cow God. Those who follow the path of Bailinism are called Baileys.

"Do you celebrate Christmas?"

"No, I'm Bailey a follower of Bailinism. I celebrate Cad."

Bailinism by Aehsn Twthei January 1, 2012

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bailitis • Bailinism • basilitis • Bilitis

basilitis

To seem brain dead, and/or lazy.

Man I don't feel like thinking or working today. I got that basilitis bad.

basilitis by Anix June 20, 2006

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Bilitis

No question asked if your name is Bilitis you are a bombshell of hotness. If you are friends with a Bilitis consider yourself lucky because they are extremely loyal and the best wing girl. But careful if you do them wrong they probably won't say anything but remember it for life. At first a Bilitis is very timid but as soon as they loosen up the show their craziness that not even God himself can handle.

P1: Have you seen this hot chic at the party.
P2: Oh yeahhh thats Bilitis. She helped me hook up with her friend

Bilitis by Bibbledibabbldi November 21, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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