bailitis

when a girl (or guy) bails on a date by pretending to be sick

I was supposed to go out with Hadley tonight, but she came down with a serious case of bailitis

bailitis by joshoohaah November 3, 2013

Bailinism

Religion of Bailey, the Great Cow God. Those who follow the path of Bailinism are called Baileys.

"Do you celebrate Christmas?"

"No, I'm Bailey a follower of Bailinism. I celebrate Cad."

Bailinism by Aehsn Twthei January 1, 2012

basilitis 

To seem brain dead, and/or lazy.

Man I don't feel like thinking or working today. I got that basilitis bad.

basilitis by Anix June 20, 2006

Bilitis

No question asked if your name is Bilitis you are a bombshell of hotness. If you are friends with a Bilitis consider yourself lucky because they are extremely loyal and the best wing girl. But careful if you do them wrong they probably won't say anything but remember it for life. At first a Bilitis is very timid but as soon as they loosen up the show their craziness that not even God himself can handle.

P1: Have you seen this hot chic at the party.
P2: Oh yeahhh thats Bilitis. She helped me hook up with her friend

Bilitis by Bibbledibabbldi November 21, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019