Bouched 

same used as f*cked

Name inspired due to moron teacher who never had a clue.

Man, that is bouched up.

You are bouched like none otha.

Bouched by Big Kahuna March 5, 2004

Bouched 

"the act of making plans with friends and then not only not showing up, but not calling to let anyone know.

And then come back around in a month or two and act like nothing happened"”

I got bouched at the golf course today!

Bouched by Holgie October 14, 2020

bouched 

Comes from the french word for block. Means to get blocked, usually used when referring to basketball

You just got BOUCHED!!!

bouched by Bus Driver April 17, 2004

Amuse-Bouche 

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

Amuse-Bouche by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Botched

The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J

Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name

Botched by URBANTROOOPER January 31, 2022

bosched 

Getting screwed by someone or told that you are wrong, even though you are completely right.

You were bosched in that meeting today. Everything you said was true, but the Germans were too stubborn to listen to reason. They denied everything, including the truth.

bosched by Greenpiece August 11, 2008

Boucherism 

Boucherism noun
A teaching method practiced mostly in Jamaica. It is thought to be created by Eduard Boucher Jr. In order to piss the fuck out of his class. Mainly used on Russians and Slovak people, but sometimes, the others gets some bystander damage as well.

-Ooh what a cute dog
-if boucherism is not provided, dogs are...

-oh no! It's retarded!

Boucherism by Matobi May 29, 2019