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the epitome of cool; untouchable; unattainable; anyone with the title "bootus" is regarded as superior to all others.
Hey look, it's the bootus, let's grovel!
bootus by yeah, you know March 17, 2004

bootussy 

A stench that is not just booty and not just pussy. It is a combination of the two, generally used to describe a bathroom.
"That port-a-potty smells like bootussy."
bootussy by Scarrlette August 7, 2006

Pootus Bootus

Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.
The bos is clogged again Julius Cesar. Call Pootus Bootus he will sort it

Boontuckey 

The middle of fucking nowhere. A shitty city where a bunch of lazy ass rednecks live.
You kill it we grill it here in Boontuckey.
Boontuckey by BOOM BANG November 10, 2010

Bootussy Juice 

My girlfriend was getting all hot and wet when I was rubbing her clit and then her booty juice got mixed with her pussy juice and created a tasty mixture of bootussy juice.
Bootussy Juice by Robo Uno January 24, 2003

Bootussy Juice 

A frozen concentrate manufactured by Minute Maid. Fresh-squeezin's of the cherries of the bootussy bush.
Yes, Mr. Belvedere, I would like a tall glass of ice cold bootussy juice to go with my f'in flapjacks.
Bootussy Juice by Shibby August 4, 2004