Pootus Bootus is a
Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal
transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A
prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.