Boonkus

To describe something that makes someone seem completely sexually incomprehensible.

"Bill and Nancy were in the mood last night, and she wanted to try anal, so Bill tried to deep throat her toe." "Thats Boonkus!"
Im so Boonkus I had an ostrich shit on my wife to get her pregnant.

by PorkchopCock October 19, 2022

Boonkus

Adjective. Meaning sexually incomprehensible.

My wife couldnt get pregnant even though when had titty sex so many times. So we went to the zoo and had an ostrich shit on her chest. The staff called me a boonkus idiot and kicked us out. We just want to have a baby.

by PorkchopCock October 19, 2022

bohonkus

Slang-term for butt used in the South. It's kind of retro, typically used by old people and/or your mother.

Your momma tells you "I slipped this morning and fell so hard on my bohonkus that now I've got a purple bruise!"

by William S... January 23, 2008

boonkum

synonym for ass, booty

1. Man, she is bout it...she let me cum in her boonkum!
2. Ah dog, she has a phat boonkum!

by StacieJ July 29, 2005

Wonkus Bonkus

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.

James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus

by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

boonks

A literal ass-kicking, usu. the stakes in a wager. "Playing for boonks" denotes that the loser of the contest gets a kick in the ass from the winner.

"My ass was real sore from balling with MJ for boonks all day long"

by bigtrick September 18, 2003

Thicc bonkus

A thicc spiked medieval rolling pin designed to bonk bad beans off the map

Example: "oh my god my friend just got bonked off the map by the thicc bonkus!"

by Buddy pall October 25, 2020