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A word you call someone when they do something you think was stupid or you call them a blongus because you don’t like them
Ughh Wyatt is such a blongus
Blongus by Mehow Mehow August 19, 2019
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Brongus drive 

The brongus drive is a hellish place consisting of modders, artists, and horny people
i recommend never going there
man the brongus drive is cool but uni sucks
Brongus drive by Robyn!!! January 18, 2021
Bongus is an adjective that means bad, that’s all! But saying “bongus” is so much better than saying “bad.”
Ugh, I have no time to complete this assignment- this is so bongus!

I ordered chicken tenders, but they were out- how bongus!
Bongus by Bongus.is.a.real.word September 11, 2021

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

Boongsnitch 

Do you ever find yourself in a conversation and you just wish there was a word to describe that certain feeling or emotion? Don't fear cause 'boongsnitch' is here.

Boongsnitch is a word that can be used for any situation, any occasion, any meaning. It is extremely flexible, it can be used for anger, happiness, to describe something sexual, to be offensive. Generally it is a great term to be thrown around in most conversations.

The derivation of the word is unknown, a mystery to all of man kind. However there is one common rumour that many boongsnitch sayers love to believe. When Adam first met Eve he discovered the erection. When he realised he could ejaculate he raged at Eve and tied her up using rope made from his pubic bush. He then proceeded to use her as a cum sock for ever and a day screaming boongsnitch after every load.

(Sing this to the Old McDonald Had a Farm beat)

Old Leb Jackson had a boong e-i-e-i-o
and on that farm he grew a snitch e-i-e-i-o
a boong boong here, a snitch snitch there
everywhere a boong boong overthere a snitch snitch
Old Leb Jackson is a boongsnitch e-i-e-i-o
Jackson: I rooted Sarah up against the wall last night

Lachlan: hahahha BOONGSNITCH

or -

Jackson: Tell that guy to get off my dang porch

Lachlan: Yeah, rack off you dirty boongsnitch

Bingus bongus 

To cradle ones Ballsack vigorously with skill
My uncle just gave me a nice bingus bongus, what’s for dinner
Bingus bongus by Rad.dad.69 November 29, 2019
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