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dumb ass or retard
ted: tim is a sting like a whole booferd

andrew: that is what i thought
booferd by anonymous January 24, 2023
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boofer-call

-a more organized booty call with a boofer
Yo, its 3am, im getting a boofer-call from Calla
boofer-call by jake2709 January 30, 2009

Boogerdash 

1 Any activity that you don't want to go to or be apart of

2 A woman's mind game to trick her mate
My girlfriend asked me to go to her yoga class. "Man I'm not going to that Boogerdash with all those skinny broads!"

Her-Does this make me look Fat? MAN-"I'm not falling for that Boogerdash"
Boogerdash by fedup husband December 14, 2013
to have taken it in the butt; had anal sex.
boofed by Andrea M. October 11, 2004
Word of the Day on September 25, 2018
Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.

To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!

Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard

Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
Boofed by 🐺 November 22, 2018

boofed onion 

The smell of urine that has been sitting and becomes rancid over time.
That room smells like boofed onions because Timmy doesn't clean the urine on his bed.
boofed onion by j76815 March 27, 2019
another word for being stoned
tia you're boofed
boofed by vapegod0852 March 27, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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