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Thy sacks of love upon a female's chest.
Hey yobags, I totally touched her boobums before annexing the panties.
boobums by MiZRY July 31, 2003
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Boobus Americanus 

Complacent, lazy & stupid US citizen who votes for politicians based upon information proffered by government shills in the mainstream media, or for other vacuous reasons. This dolt not only doesn't understand the concept of "limited government", but has never read The Constitution nor The Bill of Rights. He also believes his vote counts and that politicians are honest.
Boobus Americanus Example 1:
"I'm voting for Obama because I'm tired of old, white guys". (Yep, skin color is important!)
Boobus Americanus Example 2:
"I'm voting for McCain because he's the lesser of two evils". (Akin to choosing shoplifting over bank robbery.)

Boobus Americanus 

Also known as the booboisie, Boobus Americanus refers to the typical stupid, lazy, complacent, gullible, delusional, docile American. The term was coined by H. L. Mencken, who would be dismayed but not surprised at the sheer volume of boobage the residents of the United States would display decades after his death.
Observe as the Boobus Americanus, like a herd of sheep, line up one by one, sleepwalking obediently into the polling booth, apparently convinced, despite its failure four years earlier, and the four years before that, and the four years before that, and so on, that a well-placed vote for the greater of two deranged, narcissistic sociopaths will solve the country's problems.
a booboo, bobo, boobz, etc. a small-brained but infinitely loving person.
hehe she's such a boobus i had to just hug her!
boobus by pokeabobo June 3, 2009
n.
1)female that has very large breasts, a trim flat waist and a round bottom, usually with large thighs.
2)Danni Ashe.
Look at that boobum, just looking at her gives he a hard on.

Boobum's are just my type of girl. Something to hold on to at the front, back and a place for my arm when they are standing up.
boobum by Michael Pettett August 13, 2006

boobus gigantus

What you call a nice rack if you went to Harvard, or if you're trying to pass yourself off as a snobby white kid.
Oh, Christopher, that girl I went out with last night didn't even have a trust. And she's so... obsequious. But she does have some boobus gigantus. I guess I'll sleep with her just for that.
boobus gigantus by da_panzerkom November 17, 2007
Becky has extremely large boozums.
boozums by Jack Mehoff September 24, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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