boobmuffin

A blue berry muffin with a melted part around it that appears to be the arieola... also with a chocolate chip in the center.

Trudi wanted a boobmuffin but the lame clerk didn't give her one. So she sulked.

by Meghan is rad May 8, 2007

noobmuffin

Another way of saying "Noob" but with the word muffin to add some spice to the insult. No-one wants to be a muffin and a noob at the same time either.

Hey look at that noobmuffin he fucking died before the round started.

by aldin October 11, 2007

boob muffin

when a woman wears a bra that is too small for her and her boobs poke out of the top.

that woman has some huge boob muffins

by crystal meadows August 26, 2007

boomduffin'

When a someone who is large or fat is honry.

Yo, look at homez over there!!
Yea, he be boomduffin' hardz!

by Phadam January 16, 2009

bloodmuffin

noun :1) A used tampon 2) adj a dirogitory term directed at someone resembling a cotton swab shoved up the itchy vagina of a rabidly menstraiting woman, then removed and discarded.

adj: You are a bloodmuffin.
noun: Clean up your damn bloodmuffins, I don't want to touch them.

by Wyreth December 30, 2006

Boobsurfing

the art of browsing through images of boobs on the internet or the channel surfing through the porn channels on TV.

To kill some time I'm going to chill out with a beer and do some boobsurfing.

by captain_chaos May 4, 2011

boombuffting

Heavy buffy ting!! Fit bird

Ahhh check out that bitch, she is boombuffting

by Bellend Grease April 21, 2004