bloodmuffin

noun :1) A used tampon 2) adj a dirogitory term directed at someone resembling a cotton swab shoved up the itchy vagina of a rabidly menstraiting woman, then removed and discarded.

adj: You are a bloodmuffin.
noun: Clean up your damn bloodmuffins, I don't want to touch them.

by Wyreth December 30, 2006

crusty blood muffin

When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.

Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.

by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010

Blood Muffin

A vagina during menstruation. Failure by a women to inform the person performing cunnilingus that she is on her period.

"Charles forgot our anniversary Veronica, I taught him a lesson by treating him to a 'Blood Muffin' he won't forget that I can tell you."

by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010

boobmuffin

A blue berry muffin with a melted part around it that appears to be the arieola... also with a chocolate chip in the center.

Trudi wanted a boobmuffin but the lame clerk didn't give her one. So she sulked.

by Meghan is rad May 8, 2007

boomduffin'

When a someone who is large or fat is honry.

Yo, look at homez over there!!
Yea, he be boomduffin' hardz!

by Phadam January 16, 2009