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boob block 

The act of one woman ruining another woman's chances for achieving something. The feminine version of cock blocking.
Amy was so jealous of Jenny, she totally boob blocked her from scoring free concert tickets.
boob block by Selfish Mom September 26, 2009

Boob Blocked 

Every time I tried to talk to Carl his brothers girlfriend interrupted and Boob Blocked all night.
Boob Blocked by CrissFury December 2, 2018

Gross Black Boob Death 

(Noun) The medical term for 'Breast Cancer"
"Oh no, Shirly!!! The doctor told me today that I have Gross Black Boob Death!"

Booblock 

The involuntary, unavoidably prolonged stare towards an uncommonly magnificent set of breasts once initial visual contact is made, due to size, revealing clothing or erect nipples. Often unbreakable, even when discovered and berated by the owner of the breasts.
1. "Shit dude, that chick totally busted you looking at her fine tatas." "I couldn't help it man, tried to look away but one glance and I got booblock!"

2. Harvey casually glanced over at the blond hottie in the next row at the ballpark, and seeing a gratuitous flash of nipple down her shirt as she bent over to reach in her purse, he had booblock for the rest of the game.
Booblock by Grafikman November 22, 2006
My work is such a bookblock. Every time I start really getting into a book, it's time to go to work and I have to put down my very sexy book.

Booblocker 

A type of shirt worn by women that has a separate piece of fabric with an elastic under side making it very difficult for the hand of a guy to find its way to the bra and breast area.
Last night when the girlfriend and I were fooling around I couldn't get past her booblocker.
Booblocker by Johnnyway December 3, 2010