bonginity

The first time you take a rip on a bong.

Guy 1: have you ever smoked out of a bong?
Girl 1: no, can you show me how?
Guy 1: I'd love to take your bonginity!

by RemDog January 19, 2014

burnginity

If you lost your burnginity you have already smoked weed.

John:Dude I smoked a blunt yesterday!
Phillip:Ferreal dude? You lost your burnginity?

by PhillyKimSteak July 13, 2010

birginity

Just like virginity,birginity is getting stung by a bee rather than getting laid.

Hey dude, i got stung by a bee yesterday! I totally lost my birginity!

by TheOneAndOnlyGirlLOL August 3, 2009

Boganity

A collection of bogans or their artefacts so huge as to be overwhelming.

I walked into the mall, took one look at the assembled hordes and turned on my heel, muttering 'Oh, the boganity!"

by Poll Hereford January 22, 2010

Broginity

bro gin ity
1)A man losing his backdoor v-card to a friend (bro) in order to assert dominance. Not necessarily a homoerotic display, but an establishment of roles in the relationship.

speaker 1: I heard Evan lost his broginity to John.
speaker 2: I think we're next, John's way to manly for us.
speaker 1: We don't have to like it though right?
speaker 2: No, but still it's unavoidable.

by jten June 30, 2009

bongity

When your really broke and you gotta rig up a piece to smoke some dank out of, you make a bongity. It usually consists of a pen, scotch tape and a water bottle. You often see dope heads of the highest level with much smoking experiance ripping an bongity, as well as bums kicking it on the street.

Yo Homie Im feinding, we need to whip up a bongity outta this arrowhead bottle.

Melt a hole in this bongity, we need to get this pen in there.

Dont drink all the water out that bottle, we need to make a true bongity.

by Sandysandwhich Yadidadi Sticky December 30, 2008

bovinity

The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.

"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden March 26, 2004