14 definitions by Poll Hereford

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The basic clothing of the New Guinea Highlands, being two large hanks of grass stuck into a belt, one fore, one aft.
The Mt Hagen Sing Sing moves on the rustle of arsegrass.
by Poll Hereford November 01, 2009
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The distinctive smell of the multiplex cinema showing this season's action pic, favoured by adolescent boys. Hot buttered popcorn and farts defying the best efforts of mechnical ventilation.
The lingering memory of Spiderman was the smell of a combined hot-buttered fart from the three previous sessions.
by Poll Hereford November 01, 2009
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Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards
Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.
by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009
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What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.
Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.
by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009
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