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bovinity 

The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.
"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."
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Bovinity 

In the workplace: excessive micro-managing; extensive list making in order to create the illusion of order/profitability. Just plain foolishness.
"Any instances of Bovinity while I was on lunch?"
"mmm, a few..."
"That Pimplestilskin has GOT TO GO."
"Cowpell."
Bovinity by Odhran Kelly March 22, 2004
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biovinity 

Every living, sentient being is divine in the same way that any conceivable entity or object may be considered divine; life itself is divinity.
My ethical decisions are based upon the idea of biovinity.
biovinity by Amertat June 17, 2021

Boginity 

Loosing your boots virginity

Poping your boots cherry
Entering your exit for the fist time
Exploded my brown bomb

(Invented by Emily Greene)
You took my boginity!!
Boginity by GBaby666999 March 25, 2023
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