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D1: Noun; One who has acted in a thoughtless and/or selfish manner to the detriment of others.
D2: Verb; To deliberately act thoughtlessly because you think it's funny even though it's not.
D3: Verb; To intentionally steal a parking space from someone who clearly was waiting before you.
"Dude, that lady just stole my parking space, what a bonghonk."

"Let's go bonghonking and steal people's parking spaces" "Ok."

"Dude that guy just bonghonked me. Now I gotta park a mile from the food court. For the love of God, all I want is some General Gau's chicken."
bonghonk by SAB79 May 10, 2006
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bonghongalahoos

A big ol pair of clonkers. A big ol pair of badonkers. Some huge shonkogonkadonkers.
OH BOY! Shes got some B I G bonghongalahoos!

bongorno 

transitive verb: to inject oneself into an etherworld between ex, friend, and suitor.

must also add how confusion and unsettled emotions arise from such interaction, to b bongornoed is a warning to those about to get unnecessarily bamboozled and then made to think it was of their own doing
usage: "Matt is calling Sally all the time. He is totally going to bongorno her."
bongorno by la playa October 10, 2007

Bonghorny 

The sense of arousal one feels when stoned; the sudden urge to hump someone of the opposite gender while high.
"She was getting so bonghorny last night, anyone could have scored with her."

"We can smoke together, just don't get all bonghorny on me."
Bonghorny by RJ Mooch March 25, 2008

Bongiorno 

Blast her in the eyes with your man-spackle. When she finally gets it out of her eyes, as she can see again, smack her in the face with your dick, and shout BONGIORNO!
Nick gave regis a wild Bongiorno...
Bongiorno by touchmynipps September 27, 2010

Bongiorno 

To fuck something up beyond all belief.
Ever since Steve started working here, our computer lab has been completely Bongiorno'd
Bongiorno by Drinky McDrunk June 8, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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