D1: Noun; One who has acted in a thoughtless and/or selfish manner to the detriment of others.
D2: Verb; To deliberately act thoughtlessly because you think it's funny even though it's not.
D3: Verb; To intentionally steal a parking space from someone who clearly was waiting before you.

"Dude, that lady just stole my parking space, what a bonghonk."

"Let's go bonghonking and steal people's parking spaces" "Ok."

"Dude that guy just bonghonked me. Now I gotta park a mile from the food court. For the love of God, all I want is some General Gau's chicken."

bonghonk by SAB79 May 10, 2006

Related Words

bonghorn • Bonghorny • Bongiorno • Böghörnan • bonghongalahoos • bonghonk • bongorno

bonghongalahoos

A big ol pair of clonkers. A big ol pair of badonkers. Some huge shonkogonkadonkers.

OH BOY! Shes got some B I G bonghongalahoos!

bonghongalahoos by Sans Undertale, Master of Puns June 16, 2019

bongorno

transitive verb: to inject oneself into an etherworld between ex, friend, and suitor.

must also add how confusion and unsettled emotions arise from such interaction, to b bongornoed is a warning to those about to get unnecessarily bamboozled and then made to think it was of their own doing

usage: "Matt is calling Sally all the time. He is totally going to bongorno her."

bongorno by la playa October 10, 2007

Bonghorny

The sense of arousal one feels when stoned; the sudden urge to hump someone of the opposite gender while high.

"She was getting so bonghorny last night, anyone could have scored with her."

"We can smoke together, just don't get all bonghorny on me."

Bonghorny by RJ Mooch March 25, 2008

Bongiorno

Blast her in the eyes with your man-spackle. When she finally gets it out of her eyes, as she can see again, smack her in the face with your dick, and shout BONGIORNO!

Nick gave regis a wild Bongiorno...

Bongiorno by touchmynipps September 27, 2010

Bongiorno

To fuck something up beyond all belief.

Ever since Steve started working here, our computer lab has been completely Bongiorno'd

Bongiorno by Drinky McDrunk June 8, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026