bonghorn

A nickname for the UT Longhorns due to the proclivity of its football players to smoke the reefer.

The most famous football players to attend University of Texas Bonghorns were Tarell Brown, Ricky Williams and Ramonce Taylor.

by Forrest Gump the Seventh September 4, 2006

bonghonk

D1: Noun; One who has acted in a thoughtless and/or selfish manner to the detriment of others.
D2: Verb; To deliberately act thoughtlessly because you think it's funny even though it's not.
D3: Verb; To intentionally steal a parking space from someone who clearly was waiting before you.

"Dude, that lady just stole my parking space, what a bonghonk."

"Let's go bonghonking and steal people's parking spaces" "Ok."

"Dude that guy just bonghonked me. Now I gotta park a mile from the food court. For the love of God, all I want is some General Gau's chicken."

by SAB79 May 10, 2006

bonghongalahoos

A big ol pair of clonkers. A big ol pair of badonkers. Some huge shonkogonkadonkers.

OH BOY! Shes got some B I G bonghongalahoos!

by Sans Undertale, Master of Puns June 16, 2019

bongorno

transitive verb: to inject oneself into an etherworld between ex, friend, and suitor.

must also add how confusion and unsettled emotions arise from such interaction, to b bongornoed is a warning to those about to get unnecessarily bamboozled and then made to think it was of their own doing

usage: "Matt is calling Sally all the time. He is totally going to bongorno her."

by la playa October 10, 2007

Bonghorny

The sense of arousal one feels when stoned; the sudden urge to hump someone of the opposite gender while high.

"She was getting so bonghorny last night, anyone could have scored with her."

"We can smoke together, just don't get all bonghorny on me."

by RJ Mooch March 25, 2008

Bongiorno

Blast her in the eyes with your man-spackle. When she finally gets it out of her eyes, as she can see again, smack her in the face with your dick, and shout BONGIORNO!

Nick gave regis a wild Bongiorno...

by touchmynipps September 27, 2010

Bongiorno

To fuck something up beyond all belief.

Ever since Steve started working here, our computer lab has been completely Bongiorno'd

by Drinky McDrunk June 8, 2009