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D1: Noun; One who has acted in a thoughtless and/or selfish manner to the detriment of others.
D2: Verb; To deliberately act thoughtlessly because you think it's funny even though it's not.
D3: Verb; To intentionally steal a parking space from someone who clearly was waiting before you.
"Dude, that lady just stole my parking space, what a bonghonk."

"Let's go bonghonking and steal people's parking spaces" "Ok."

"Dude that guy just bonghonked me. Now I gotta park a mile from the food court. For the love of God, all I want is some General Gau's chicken."
bonghonk by SAB79 May 10, 2006

bonghorn 

A nickname for the UT Longhorns due to the proclivity of its football players to smoke the reefer.
The most famous football players to attend University of Texas Bonghorns were Tarell Brown, Ricky Williams and Ramonce Taylor.
bonghorn by Forrest Gump the Seventh September 4, 2006

bonghongalahoos

A big ol pair of clonkers. A big ol pair of badonkers. Some huge shonkogonkadonkers.
OH BOY! Shes got some B I G bonghongalahoos!

bongorno 

transitive verb: to inject oneself into an etherworld between ex, friend, and suitor.

must also add how confusion and unsettled emotions arise from such interaction, to b bongornoed is a warning to those about to get unnecessarily bamboozled and then made to think it was of their own doing
usage: "Matt is calling Sally all the time. He is totally going to bongorno her."
bongorno by la playa October 10, 2007

Bongiorno 

Blast her in the eyes with your man-spackle. When she finally gets it out of her eyes, as she can see again, smack her in the face with your dick, and shout BONGIORNO!
Nick gave regis a wild Bongiorno...
Bongiorno by touchmynipps September 27, 2010

Bongiorno 

To fuck something up beyond all belief.
Ever since Steve started working here, our computer lab has been completely Bongiorno'd
Bongiorno by Drinky McDrunk June 8, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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