clonker

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

Jesus, you are a right clonker

by paul C November 04, 2003

Clonkers

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

by clonkerkid August 29, 2017

Clonker

a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.

"That fish is a clonker"

by NAZZER April 18, 2009

Clonkers

A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.

Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.

by FisherFitzpatricks April 03, 2011

Clonker

Clonker, someone who clonks.

What fucking clonker man
Or
Look at that group of clonkers

by Iriserhi November 20, 2019

clonker

finger

drunken english bastardization, from the english word 'finger'

I just wanna clink clonkers.

by Desmond Houghton III November 09, 2004

Clonkers

A woman with “big ‘ol titts” or a man with big man titts.

Dam she has some big clonkers you know hehe. Or hey Jimmy you got some big clonkers you go to the gym?

by CrowXwinZ November 29, 2022