Bongiorno
Blast her in the eyes with your man-spackle. When she finally gets it out of her eyes, as she can see again, smack her in the face with your dick, and shout BONGIORNO!
Bongiorno by touchmynipps September 27, 2010
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Bongiorno
Bongiorno by Drinky McDrunk June 8, 2009
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buongiorno un cazzo
Literally "Good morning a fuck".
An ironic, vulgar salutation to answer to a "Good morning" sometimes used in Italy.
You can hear it mostly at work, early in the morning, from someone especially stressed out.
The intention of those using this expression is to warn their peers about a critical condition, a large workload to be processed soon or already in process, a really bad mood or all the above together.
See cazzo.
An ironic, vulgar salutation to answer to a "Good morning" sometimes used in Italy.
You can hear it mostly at work, early in the morning, from someone especially stressed out.
The intention of those using this expression is to warn their peers about a critical condition, a large workload to be processed soon or already in process, a really bad mood or all the above together.
See cazzo.
buongiorno un cazzo by sunrising April 27, 2017
bonobornography
guy1: "dude, why didn't you tell me that video you sent me was NSFW?!"
guy2: "sorry bro, i thought you knew what bonobornography was."
guy2: "sorry bro, i thought you knew what bonobornography was."
bonobornography by jasmineSD91 November 1, 2009
bonghorn
The most famous football players to attend University of Texas Bonghorns were Tarell Brown, Ricky Williams and Ramonce Taylor.
bonghorn by Forrest Gump the Seventh September 4, 2006
Dan Bongino
When you are banging someone from behind and they involuntarily diahrrea themselves violently all over your abdomen and genitalia.
I was totally taking her from behind and right as I was about to finish she ended the night with a Dan Bongino and completely ruined my satin sheets.
Dan Bongino by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia June 21, 2021
Bongino
When a man presses his flared nostril to the tip of another man's erect penis and blows a booger into the urethra.
At first I wasn't sure I could trust Senator Ted Cruz to be a passionate lover. But when he offered to give me a Bongino my fears were alleviated.
Bongino by HemlockMoonwolf July 1, 2022
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