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Bongiorno 

To fuck something up beyond all belief.
Ever since Steve started working here, our computer lab has been completely Bongiorno'd
Bongiorno by Drinky McDrunk June 8, 2009

buongiorno un cazzo 

Literally "Good morning a fuck".
An ironic, vulgar salutation to answer to a "Good morning" sometimes used in Italy.
You can hear it mostly at work, early in the morning, from someone especially stressed out.
The intention of those using this expression is to warn their peers about a critical condition, a large workload to be processed soon or already in process, a really bad mood or all the above together.

See cazzo.
your colleague > "Buongiorno!"
you > "Buongiorno un cazzo"

bonobornography

porn featuring the bonobo breed of chimpanzee.
guy1: "dude, why didn't you tell me that video you sent me was NSFW?!"

guy2: "sorry bro, i thought you knew what bonobornography was."
bonobornography by jasmineSD91 November 1, 2009

bonghorn 

A nickname for the UT Longhorns due to the proclivity of its football players to smoke the reefer.
The most famous football players to attend University of Texas Bonghorns were Tarell Brown, Ricky Williams and Ramonce Taylor.
bonghorn by Forrest Gump the Seventh September 4, 2006

Dan Bongino 

When you are banging someone from behind and they involuntarily diahrrea themselves violently all over your abdomen and genitalia.
I was totally taking her from behind and right as I was about to finish she ended the night with a Dan Bongino and completely ruined my satin sheets.
When a man presses his flared nostril to the tip of another man's erect penis and blows a booger into the urethra.
At first I wasn't sure I could trust Senator Ted Cruz to be a passionate lover. But when he offered to give me a Bongino my fears were alleviated.
Bongino by HemlockMoonwolf July 1, 2022