bonerko

Receiving an erection while watching Chicago White Sox All-Star Paul Konerko hit a home run.

"Konerko hits a drive, deep to center field. And it's a goner!!! Paulie's 30th home run of the season. And with that blast, you know all the fellas at U.S. Cellular Field can't hide their bonerkos any longer."

by Deucey Deucey Deucey October 4, 2006

bonerhound

A craver of cock, a hunter of erect penises, a tracker of testicles, a boner aficionado if you will.

She is such a bonerhound she could find an erection a mile away.

by MAT & AA August 4, 2008

bonerdox

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

by TomKVideo December 8, 2009

Bonerkill

The complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings present in a male's erect penis, rendering it flaccid.

Not to be confused with "Buzz-Kill"

Immediately after the intro of the Victoria Secret Fashion Show featuring Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum and other thorough-bred dime pieces in hardly any clothing, a commercial of an overweight Elvis is aired. Ew...Bonerkill.

by Batman and Robin MU December 1, 2009

Bonerworthy

To be worthy of making you get a hard on.

"Dayum man, that Charlene sure is bonerworthy."
"I agree bro, Farleigh is too" ;)

by Farlene November 27, 2009

bonerloaf

Use when no other word will suffice.

Origin: just because it's impossible not to laugh the first time you hear 'bonerloaf.'

Neil: Wow, that was... I mean it just... that's....
Bob: ...Bonerloaf?
Neil: Exactly!

by Barry Dinpoon May 8, 2007

bonerowner

When a guy has an erection

You are hot! You are making me a bonerowner!

by Rev. Boner August 12, 2006