boner jamz 

All the best porn scenes collected from a time period.

Bill: Hey wanna go watch some porn?
Ted: Sure, do you still have your stash?
Bill: Yeah, I compiled a video containing all of the best sex scenes from 2007.
Ted: What might it be called?
Bill: Boner Jamz 2007, my friend.
Ted: Neeto!
Bill: Lets go get Bryce, and have a circle jerk to it.

boner jamz by CelticsFan69 November 5, 2007

bonerjams 

Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.

The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.

bonerjams by lpvitus October 28, 2009

bonerjams 

a play list someone puts on thier computer, ipod cd, whatever...in order to get in the mood.

"oh man, i invited that girl over last night."
"nice...did you score?"
"I just turned on the bonerjams, and it was game on."

bonerjams by Dave Switzerland October 10, 2008

Bonerjam 

1. To physically prevent someone from getting an erection

2. A preservative made out of erect penises

3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball

4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex

5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM"

1. He thought he was going to get some, but I showed him a picture of his mom giving birth; major bonerjam!

2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it.

3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?"
Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!"

4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?"
You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night."

5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam.

Bonerjam by JackW. February 17, 2010

Bonerjam 

When something unintentionally goes wrong that isn't trivial or earth shattering. A shitty situation that can be humorous.

Larry: "After Ben nailed that nasty chick on Halloween he locked her out of his room forcing Ed to share his bed with her for the night..."
Jeff: "Bonerjam, dude."

Bonerjam by Summit Brother December 9, 2008

Bonerjam 

The funk on one’s junk.

Since he hadn’t showered in a few days his feet had horrible toe jam, but his junk’s bonerjam was truly odious!

Bonerjam by Sha_Ney_Ney April 7, 2021

Bonerjam 

That white shit that comes out of your dick when your having sex or jacking off. Otherwise known as cum.

Person 1: "Oh dude there's bonerjam all over my pants"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Cum."

Bonerjam by The fucking rat April 6, 2021