Bonerjam

1. To physically prevent someone from getting an erection

2. A preservative made out of erect penises

3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball

4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex

5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM"
1. He thought he was going to get some, but I showed him a picture of his mom giving birth; major bonerjam!

2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it.

3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?"
Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!"

4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?"
You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night."

5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam.
by JackW. February 17, 2010
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Bonerjam

When something unintentionally goes wrong that isn't trivial or earth shattering. A shitty situation that can be humorous.
Larry: "After Ben nailed that nasty chick on Halloween he locked her out of his room forcing Ed to share his bed with her for the night..."
Jeff: "Bonerjam, dude."
by Summit Brother November 17, 2008
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Bonerjam

Since he hadn’t showered in a few days his feet had horrible toe jam, but his junk’s bonerjam was truly odious!
by Sha_Ney_Ney April 07, 2021
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Bonerjam

That white shit that comes out of your dick when your having sex or jacking off. Otherwise known as cum.
Person 1: "Oh dude there's bonerjam all over my pants"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Cum."
by The fucking rat April 07, 2021
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Bonerjam

A girl who makes your dick so hard, you could easily use your erection to play Eruption by Van Halen.
And that's mighty hard.
Guy: That girl is such a total bonerjam, when I jerk it to her, David Lee Roth should be present for vocals.
by Broseph Mengele December 18, 2009
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Bonerjam

A rough situation that there is no easy solution for.
A- Someone broke into my gym locker and stole all of my clean socks.
B- Bonerjam, dude.
by Kate Learson October 07, 2007
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bonerjams

Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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