bonephone 

The bonephone is typically talked to by women, although homosexual men also talk to it as well. The bonephone is an oddly shaped boner that resembles that of a payphone receiver. Talking to the bonephone is another term for receiving oral pleasure.

"You don't need a quarter to use my bonephone, use it for free!"

"I have bad hearing, talk to the bonephone instead."

bonephone by DMackCDA July 8, 2007

Bonephone 

The telephone used by a phone sex provider.

You kids be quiet in there, Momma's gotta answer the bonephone!

Bonephone by Drinkin Lincoln September 1, 2013

Bonetone 

a) to drink, while intoxicated by alcohol, past the hour of 3AM; b) to drink until sunrise; c) a state of mind that is reached only after 3AM while intoxicated by alcohol

a) We are all going to "Bonetone" tonight.; b) We are going "Bonetone"!; c) "Bonetone" Sessions inside the ride!; d) Primitive-Science always brings the "Bonetone".

Bonetone by Primitive-Science May 20, 2010

bonophone 

Male genitalia played as a musical instrument such as a skin flute, i. e. a blowjob.

Bruce's bonophone was worn out after his girlfriend played an extended jam session on it with a whole orchestra consisting of three of her girlfriends.

bonophone by Scroddidly October 19, 2007

bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.

The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.

bonaphone by heptune June 15, 2006

Bowaphone 

The name of the instrument that backs Paul McCartney in "Wonderful Christmastime."

'Ba-bow bow bow...ba-bow bow bow bow..."

"The mood is right (bow bow bow...)"

Also,

"Sir Paul, what is that instrument?"

"A bowaphone, then."

Bowaphone by Bowaphonemaster December 28, 2009

bonerphone 

the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.

person 1: "I can play two instruments."

person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"

person 1: Ha Ha bitch

bonerphone by i hate liars February 17, 2007