bone-a-phone

pecker, schlong

She plays a mean bone-a-phone.

bone-a-phone by Turd Furguson May 25, 2004

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bone a phone

A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.

Sarah can't play guitar worth shit but she's quite a virtuoso on the ol' bone a phone.

bone a phone by hnoss April 6, 2017

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bone a phone

Another name for a cock,dick.
As in,she's talking on my bone a phone.

Hey Bitch ! Don't you hear that ringing sound between my legs?
It's my bone a phone and it's ringing for you.

She talked on my bone a phone, all night long.

bone a phone by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

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boneaphone

Prick, dick, penis, BJ

As applied to the legendary Classic rock, maybe the greatest boneaphone. player of all times.

Puff on that boneaphone. baby!!

boneaphone by reverendcolin January 3, 2009

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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