bonerphone 

the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.

person 1: "I can play two instruments."

person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"

person 1: Ha Ha bitch

bonerphone by i hate liars February 17, 2007

Bonerthroner 

An Asocial fucktard. Someone who acts alone even when surrounded by his friends.

Mike: "Dude, did you see Dan walking with us and wearing his earbuds?"

Alex: "I know, right man? What a bonerthroner."

Bonerthroner by Verbiage January 17, 2014

bonophone 

Male genitalia played as a musical instrument such as a skin flute, i. e. a blowjob.

Bruce's bonophone was worn out after his girlfriend played an extended jam session on it with a whole orchestra consisting of three of her girlfriends.

bonophone by Scroddidly October 19, 2007

bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.

The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.

bonaphone by heptune June 15, 2006

Beerphones 

The effect of beer or any other alcoholic beverage to slow down brain fuction enough to convince a person that the song they are listening to (initially condidered to be crap) is actually moderately enjoyable. The effects usually continue to progress further by the person becoming convinced they can dance to the music, and thus finally resulting in the consumer screaming out onto the dance floor and expressing in a drunken slurr that... "Dude, this song F*$5KING ROCKS!"

Cousin to the beergoggles

After having a few drinks, JR began tapping his foot to the musical catastrophe of Pittsburgh Slim. The beerphones had just set in.

Beerphones by Barb E. January 13, 2008

bonophone 

Another word for the expresion skin flute.

Mark isn't only a Flamer, he's a musician too! He loves to play the bonophone.

bonophone by Scrodiddly October 6, 2007

bonerzone 

An area that induces instant boner.

Hey, those shoes are totally bonerzone.

bonerzone by apple_eater5000 August 8, 2009