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the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.
person 1: "I can play two instruments."

person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"

person 1: Ha Ha bitch
by i hate liars February 15, 2007
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The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015
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when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.
Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?
by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009
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An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."
after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."
by vistalover March 30, 2012
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