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bonephone

The bonephone is typically talked to by women, although homosexual men also talk to it as well. The bonephone is an oddly shaped boner that resembles that of a payphone receiver. Talking to the bonephone is another term for receiving oral pleasure.
"You don't need a quarter to use my bonephone, use it for free!"

"I have bad hearing, talk to the bonephone instead."
by DMackCDA July 8, 2007
mugGet the bonephonemug.

Bonephone

You kids be quiet in there, Momma's gotta answer the bonephone!
by Drinkin Lincoln September 1, 2013
mugGet the Bonephonemug.

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