Bowaphone 

The name of the instrument that backs Paul McCartney in "Wonderful Christmastime."

'Ba-bow bow bow...ba-bow bow bow bow..."

"The mood is right (bow bow bow...)"

Also,

"Sir Paul, what is that instrument?"

"A bowaphone, then."

Bowaphone by Bowaphonemaster December 28, 2009

bonophone 

Male genitalia played as a musical instrument such as a skin flute, i. e. a blowjob.

Bruce's bonophone was worn out after his girlfriend played an extended jam session on it with a whole orchestra consisting of three of her girlfriends.

bonophone by Scroddidly October 19, 2007

bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.

The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.

bonaphone by heptune June 15, 2006

bonophone 

Another word for the expresion skin flute.

Mark isn't only a Flamer, he's a musician too! He loves to play the bonophone.

bonophone by Scrodiddly October 6, 2007

bonephone 

The bonephone is typically talked to by women, although homosexual men also talk to it as well. The bonephone is an oddly shaped boner that resembles that of a payphone receiver. Talking to the bonephone is another term for receiving oral pleasure.

"You don't need a quarter to use my bonephone, use it for free!"

"I have bad hearing, talk to the bonephone instead."

bonephone by DMackCDA July 8, 2007

boneaphone

Prick, dick, penis, BJ

As applied to the legendary Classic rock, maybe the greatest boneaphone. player of all times.

Puff on that boneaphone. baby!!

boneaphone by reverendcolin January 3, 2009

Bonephone 

The telephone used by a phone sex provider.

You kids be quiet in there, Momma's gotta answer the bonephone!

Bonephone by Drinkin Lincoln September 1, 2013