bonJORE

When non-native speakers (of French) try to say "Hi" and embarrass themselves in front of native speakers obliviously

Lady 1: "Oooh! France is so unique!" *sees lady walking by* "bonJORE!"

Lady 2:"Uh.. Bonjour!" *smiles nervously*

*inside the head of Lady 2: Oh mon Dieu, cette fille est une putain d'idiot inconscient et odieux!*

by strangerdangerbutnotmegetin October 1, 2023

Bonjure

When some Euro-trash wannabe instagrammer tries to shine you on and doesn't know how to spell "Bon jour".

Bonjure! I am fuck! Check out my pics and vids!

by Madmonty33 November 29, 2018

Bonjoured

To be abruptly woken up by some knob head shouting in their sleep.

I got bonjoured by Will last night again. Spent the rest of the night with one eye open.

by Juk3sie December 17, 2022

Bonjover

a Bon Jovi inspired boner

i was front row at the bon jovi concert and during living on a prayer i got a Bonjover

by Harry the dinosaur boner February 24, 2011

bonjoned

The state of being wherein a person is exhausted and unable to think clearly. It is not the same as merely being tired. Being bonjoned means to be tired AND to feel dirty AND to be muddy-headed. A good way to make oneself bonjoned would be to do many exhaustive tasks and then to stay up all night, all after having not showered in a day.

After working a 10 hour shift, and driving 400 miles to pick up his friend, Bob finally came home and felt very bonjoned.

by Amanda Lopes August 6, 2007

bongore

it means hello in frenglish

“bongore good sir”
“oh bongore”

by someone__anonymous June 2, 2022

bonjoe

You is a lame

Jeneral Tarz said he is a bonjoe

by Jeneral Tarz April 23, 2018